Rediscovering and accepting Jesus' marriage, offspring, global ministry, and Mary's apostleship will not destroy faith but restore its therapeutic potential. It will decentralize theological power, open the semantic field to feminine expression, and re-encode divinity as relational, compassionate, and cross-cultural.In clinical practice, when a patient regains the ability to narrate their story coherently after brain injury, something sacred happens. They weep. Their families weep. Healing occurs not simply through neurons but through meaning. So, too, our species now weeps for its lost sacred narratives.The 2025 consciousness, increasingly informed by neuroplasticity, systems thinking, and emotional intelligence, is ready—perhaps desperately so—to welcome back Mary Magdalene and the true, embodied Yeshua. In doing so, we heal the spiritual aphasia of centuries past and awaken the neuro-semantic architecture of a more compassionate, integrated future.Let the apostle to the apostles speak again.Let the sacred family be remembered.And let our collective consciousness finally, reverently, say: Welcome home.